That awkward moment when someone calls me and I want so much to sound cool and normal so he won’t think I’m a crazy psycho but then I get too excited at the sound of his voice and sound even more like a crazy psycho than I normally am.
The unusually high pitched voice and incessant giggling are dead giveaways: crazy woman alert. If I was not me I would never call me on the phone. But I am me so I don’t call me on the phone anyway.
I need to go to bed.