TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SO BE FESTIVE...
C’MON, IT’S LOADS OF FUN AND IT ALSO PISSES PEOPLE OFF, WHICH MAKES IT EVEN MORE FUN.
That awkward moment when someone calls me and I want so much to sound cool and normal so he won’t think I’m a crazy psycho but then I get too excited at the sound of his voice and sound even more like a crazy psycho than I normally am. The unusually high pitched voice and incessant giggling are dead giveaways: crazy woman alert. If I was not me I would never call me on the phone. But...
Three very fashionable miles done.
And my shoes match that headband (which I promise I found in my closet from when my age was in the single digits). Isn’t it lovely?
me: Oh, I need to do a thing! Yes, that is a very important thing indeed. I will do it right now.
me: But first let me look at this picture on the internet really fast. It won't take long.
me: And this.
me: And this.
me: And this.
me: Okay, I'm bored with that. Now what do I do?
me: Wait, there was a thing... I was going to do a thing...
me: AHA! I remember!
me: But first let me go look at that other thing on the internet...
I finished all the available seasons of my...
Things I hate with a burning passion and will...
“Hey there, gorgeous,” is an acceptable complement, even when it comes from a creepy 50-something man going through my grocery line to buy beer. Thank you, Mister, and I hope the double bags didn’t break when you biked to wherever you were going. Feel free to come through my line and compliment me again any time.
Another reason I love my job.
They got me a GIANT graduation card and everyone signed it (complete with rocket drawings since I’m going into aerospace engineering). I work with some super sweet people and I’m going to miss them when I leave.
Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them, but do not let them master you. Let...– Helen Keller
I think that in the past 8 hours I have covered...
Seriously, you name it, I’ve felt it. Whaddup mood swings? Hormones, this isn’t funny anymore. Quit it.
Guess who just put her Publix uniform in the...
This girl! This really shouldn’t be a big deal, but it is when you consider that I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve washed it, and I’ve worked there for more than two months…
This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well....– Susan Polis Schutz (via deadsimba)
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care...– Marcus Aurelius
I believe that human beings are built to run on love. We are designed that way....– Kent Keith
It’s me with my physics teacher, who also happens to be my mother and who, in this picture, looks mildly psychotic. Mom, you taught me a whole lot, in and out of the classroom, and even though you look kind of scary here, I love you.
I'm graduating in 4 hours and 36 minutes.
I just discovered karaoke videos on youtube.
I have spent the last half hour singing karaoke alone in my bedroom. No shame.
School's out for the summer!
Last day of high school, first beach trip of the summer. Freckles and tan lines, I have missed you so. Nasty hair, not so much.
Double-sided tape, thank you for helping keep my...
You will always hold a special place in my heart and on my strapless clothes.
That moment when your best friends who have been keeping secrets finally open up and trust you and it just feels so happy and loving, and then you watch a funny movie together and laugh until your abs hurt and it’s just so wonderful.
Rich, this is for you. The audio and video are not together, and I don’t know how to fix it or care enough to do research. In the parts where I fumble the chords or forget the words, remember that you love me and are obligated to tell me you like it anyway.
This is me. Writing a novel. (Well, brainstorming for a novel.) You heard me. Somehow today “I’m going to look at cute pictures of cats on the internet” turned into “I’m going to write a novel in June even though I’m starting four days late.” And honestly, I’m a little terrified. If my two years of experience with National Novel Writing Month...
Injuries sustained cashiering this weekend:
Cut hand on grocery carts Cut hand on cereal box Cut finger on light switch Each of which was surprisingly painful and made me feel like an idiot.
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