This morning my boyfriend was all, “I rolled over last night and kissed you and you just grumbled, ‘What do you want?’” I’m grumpy even in my sleep.
words I got to hear tonight:
“This is my girlfriend, Katie.” It was pretty fucking swell.
First day of school. Woo! Pros: I feel productive again. After a week of doing nothing this is nice. I only had four hours in the research lab and one hour of class and was done by 1:15. I ordered and paid for an 8 count chicken nuggets at Chick Fil A and when I opened the box I discovered that they had given me a 12 count. The bus driver on the bus that takes me off campus to the lab...
I am pleasant! Damnit, I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly and...– Steel Magnolias
When a boy says “hey you” I am just like “oh my god that is the cutest thing ever please say that all the time I like you so much eeee” and it’s totally crazy because it could just mean he forgot my name but I think it’s adorable and I love it.
I am writing again!
I’ve had the itch to create for a while now, and I’m using this week between semesters to start a story, which will hopefully turn into a finished novel draft over the course of the summer semester. Magic and quests and a plot I haven’t figured out yet, oh my!
I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing...– Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias (via goaway-voldemort)
smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
Grades are in!
Pretty happy with how things turned out this semester. Who am I kidding, I’M SO STOKED. I spent so much time stressing over whether I’d be able to pull this off, and I did it! YES.
If I’ve learned one lesson from all that’s happened to me, it’s that there is no...– Sophie Kinsella (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Today I have done four things.
I have played with cats. In playing with cats I was reminded of how FREAKING CUTE they are and also that I am allergic and am now a sniffling mess. I have watched seven episodes of Supernatural, and am still going strong. I bought two pairs of shorts, the cutest dress, and a denim shirt that I just want to wear forever because it is soft and I love it. And of course, food. It’s been a...
Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying a grudge, the other...– Buddy Hackett
Listening to Tom Petty on repeat because I’m FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE free from finals (until my presentation on Friday. but really. free.)
Dear professor, Since when does “cumulative final” mean 85% stuff we learned in the last 3 weeks of class and 15% stuff we learned in the other 13 weeks? That whole “I’d recommend reviewing your old tests *wink wink* ” hint was a damn lie. [[MORE]] All semester your class has tested me emotionally as much as it has mentally. I walked out of every test feeling like I...
I am listening to “Jar of Hearts” on repeat and trying to learn things and have not showered in three days and just want to cry but beginning tomorrow at 11 I have three exams in a 24 hour time period and just ahdjhfdkjfghdkjfghdfgk
I should have a label "sexually frustrated"...
No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in...– Dan Campbell (via meeradesai)
itsbeenclaireified replied to your post: In the past two days I have eaten two boxes of gummies. I ate a cupcake and an apple for breakfast this morning. And I’m pretty sure all I ate for lunch yesterday was a bag of jellybeans. Nutrition is for people not in college. Every organization seems to be giving out donuts for Dead Week. I walk by and another group is like, “Want a donut?”...
In the past two days I have eaten two boxes of...
As in sixteen packs of gummies. As in what am I doing with my life.
I made dis!
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to...– Audrey Hepburn (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
We’re neither pure; nor wise; nor good; we do the best we know.– Voltaire (via creatingaquietmind)
“finals are coming up and the last thing I want to do is work on projects and study for tests so therefore I will take selfies” edition
Picture yourself when you were five. In fact, dig out a photo of little you at...– Kris Carr (via framesjanco)
Guys. I flew a plane. Like, I had the controls and made it turn and go up and down and all the crazy stuff and it was SO AMAZING. Granted, the pilot was watching the numbers and all that jazz, but still. GAH.
brb, going flying
EEEEEEE Missing three classes, in each of which I have MEGA important tests coming up, but still. First flight everrrrrr. Too pumped. (Yes, I’m an aerospace engineering major who has never been in a plane. Hardy har har. That’s about to change, bitchezzz.)
This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and...– Patton Oswalt (via rulesforthesouthernlady)
Dear sweet baby Jesus, I have sinned, but please please please let me make it through my three hour work shift without puking. EDIT: My coworker brought me McDonalds and I have just over one hour left and I’m going to make it through and this is a beautiful wonderful thing.
The air feels like summer today.
It has changed overnight, and I never realized how I missed it until it grabbed me up in itself again today.
As the end of the semester nears...
hate week = I hate my life. hell week = self explanatory. dead week = I am dead. Everyone is dead. The week, however, is not dead, and there are still things to do. finals week = OH MY GOD I AM DYING I WANT TO BE DEAD OH GOD SHOOT ME AND THEN OH GOSH IT’S OVER AND I DON’T EVEN CARE HOW THOSE EXAMS WENT BECAUSE FOR A FEW DAYS I CAN JUST BE HAPPY I DON’T HAVE 17 TRILLION...